Sar Ka Operation

Doctor patient k peche bhag raha tha.

Ek admi NE pocha kya hua?

Doctor: 4 baar aisa he hua hai sala brain ka opreation karwane aata hai aur baal katwa k chala jata hai.

If I die, will u remarry?

Husband: if I die, will u remarry?
Wife: no, I'll stay with my sister.

Wife: if I die will u remarry?
Husband: no I'll also stay with your sister.

Tala ka maamla

Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada sharab pee le. Jab woh ghar aaya to uss ne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala ko kholney laga.
Haath kaapne ke wajha se chabi kabhi idhar hat jati kabhi udhar hat jati, ek admi pass se guzra toh sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul rahi hai.

Uss shaks ne sharabi ke pass ja kar kaha, “lao chabi tala main khol deta hoon”
Aur phir sharabee ne kaha, “Tala toh main hi kholonga bas tum makan ko pakar ke rakhna”

pani ko ullu

Sardar: aaj main NE pani ko ullu bana diya.

Friend: pani ko ullu? Who kaise?

Sardar: oye! Subha main NE pani garam kiya aur thande pani se naha liya

Ex-Husband

This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.

The husband asks, "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?"

"Yes" she replies, "He's my ex-husband, and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."

"That's remarkable" the husband replies, "I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long."

Aaj Mere yaar ki shadi hai

sher ki baaraath mai ek chooha bahut naach raha tha... use dekh kar dulhe ka bhai ne poocha..."bhai tum yahaan kya kar rhae ho...aur tum ho kaun..."
choohe ne kahaa..."aaj mere yaar ki shaadi hai..."
is par sher..." bhai ye tho samajh mai nahi aayi.... sher ka yaar chooha kaise ho saktha hai..."
chooha..."mere bhai ..baath ye hai ki shaadi se pahale mai bhi sher hi tha"